Bart in a bookshelf. @thisizbart #bartstagram
Bart on a door. #bartstagram
"The ditto sheet in front of me had a skinless man on it, rendered in purple. Lines that originated from various points in his body jutted out into the margins, where we were supposed to write things like femur, ulna, humerus, to prove our knowledge of the man’s anatomy. After giving him a pair of cowboy boots and a saloon lady’s high-feathered hat, I drew a line from the tailbone to the margin and wrote “ass bone”. I passed it to my friend Julia for her approval. Snickering, she slyly added her own caption to the man’s tastefully omitted bulge, “penis bone,” then passed it back to me.” - that time my mother saved the day.
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."